NICOLE SIMPSON CANT RAP

ME: i hate ashlee and nicole simpson.
ME: cause i see simpson and I go CLICK and then it's not about the cartoon and i get sad.
REGAN: nicole simpson? OJs slain ex-wife?
REGAN: wow
ME: oh my god.
REGAN: i didnt know she was getting a lot of face time in the press these days
ME: i meant jessica.
ME: how does that slipup even happen in my life.
REGAN: haha i dont know
REGAN: but it was pretty epic
REGAN: i HATE ashlee and nicole simpson
REGAN: ha h
REGAN: that ron goldman, too. what a shlub
ME: so.
ME: blog that, right?
REGAN: haha
REGAN: naturally



Alright so they're not interchangeable.

New wu tang video?

Yes!

And this song is so good. I don't have a whole lot to say about it, but I'm glad at least Ghost was around for this song. I'm way too excited.

Best book cover ever.

I've got so much posting to post about when things slow down at work (it's been actually BUSY lately), but I just wanted to share this with anyone who was potentially interested. The best book cover in all of literary history. Enjoy, and have a nice Tuesday. Also if you don't watch SVU tonight you will be very sorry, because Olivia is going to women's prison and it will be hot.

It's a MYSTRY!

Miley. Emily. It seems so simple yet they have been successfully running this scam for almost 2 years. Do you ever see Emily and Miley in the same place at the same time? NO

Sometimes I am watching Hannah Montana in bed next to her, but I think she's "taping" the episodes to fool me. It's so simple I can't believe I never saw it. Rearrange a letter and you have the TRUTH. No wonder Emily hates watching Hannah Montana so much, she doesn't want me to figure anything out.

Well, you know I know now, babe. Can we please start spending your billions now? I don't want to eat soy corn dogs for dinner again.

Advenchas in Reveah

Oh man.

So Edge and I, on her mother's insistence (that's a weird way to spell that word), went looking for this "excellent pizza place!" in the Noath Shoah suburb we like to call Revere. It is where poor lazy city dwellers like me go to swim in the filthy filthy ocean with all the other shmucks without cars in the city.

Anyways, we were well intentioned to go there and hang out at the beach for a while, but you know, a couple clouds and an hour later, we hit the road. The sun went down and it was getting cold by the time we were there so we went looking for the elusive "Bill Ash's" to get some pizza.
This is what Bill Ash's looks like on the outside. We were only inside of it for 2.5 seconds, but I think you might get the idea from this.



Her mom sent us to a scary townie bar. To get pizza. We ended up getting frappes next door and calling it a day on the trip to Revere. But it's supposed to be 70 tomorrow so we'll see if there is a repeat.

Step by step, oooooh baby. Gonna get to ya giiiiiiiiirl.

I don't even have that much to say about this, but how excited can one girl be? Really.
Emily and I found this out on the Today show this morning and I started singing Please Don't Go Girl to her and she was like.... what?! I have alot of teaching to do for her. I'm listening to "Cover Girl" right now, and I can remember riding my little sit n shake big wheel thing around the basement, playing that tape.

I was denied a trip to see the New Kids when they were big for NO REASONABLE REASON, even though my sister got to see vanilla ice like a month before that. I will finally have my come-uppance. No matter what the (most likely exorbitant) price.